Alex Summers. 19. Mutant.
Hey, I would’ve put it back if you’d let me but you thought i was the plague.You just can’t put it back right. I have yet to find anyone who can.
Fair point. Would I have earned an infuriated “you tried” star?
You would earn a never try again star.
Hey, I would’ve put it back if you’d let me but you thought i was the plague.
You just can’t put it back right. I have yet to find anyone who can.
GASP. I’ve been drinking since I was 17. Actually, my dad gave me my first drink when I was 13, in hopes that the taste of Scotch would turn me off to alcohol for the rest of my life. Needless to say, it did not work.
It’s good thus far. It’s only like 8:30 and I’ve already been surfing and I’m about to wash my dad’s car. How’s the New York insanity?
I’m being slowly driven to insanity.
Not really. People just don’t understand how to put shit back where they fucking got it from.
That is true and also why you are not allowed in my room while I am gone.
I do, though.You’re not allowed to feel old. Holy fuckshits my birthday is next month.I’m turning twenty.
I’m already twenty = win
UNDERAGE DRINKER YOU
how’s the hawaii insanity?
GASP. I’ve been drinking since I was 17. Actually, my dad gave me my first drink when I was 13, in hopes that the taste of Scotch would turn me off to alcohol for the rest of my life. Needless to say, it did not work.
It’s good thus far. It’s only like 8:30 and I’ve already been surfing and I’m about to wash my dad’s car. How’s the New York insanity?
I do, though.You’re not allowed to feel old. Holy fuckshits my birthday is next month.I’m turning twenty.
I’m already twenty = win
You’re not allowed to feel old. Holy fuckshits my birthday is next month.I do, though.
IT’S SUMMER TIME
umm, tumblr user alexxxsummers that picture has nothing to do with this conversation, I’m going to have to ask you to leave.
who do you think you are, Gabe? You aren’t even a babe. Your url is a lie.
ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT THIS ISN’T TOTAL BABE MATERIAL?!?!
That’s exactly what I said.
False advertisement.
doucheeeee nozzle.
okay.
I’m going to Johnny’s house. You need to get some sleep eventually, kid.
IT’S SUMMER TIME
umm, tumblr user alexxxsummers that picture has nothing to do with this conversation, I’m going to have to ask you to leave.
who do you think you are, Gabe? You aren’t even a babe. Your url is a lie.
ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT THIS ISN’T TOTAL BABE MATERIAL?!?!
That’s exactly what I said.
False advertisement.
IT’S SUMMER TIME
umm, tumblr user alexxxsummers that picture has nothing to do with this conversation, I’m going to have to ask you to leave.
who do you think you are, Gabe? You aren’t even a babe. Your url is a lie.
IT’S SUMMER TIME
That’s because you leave us all the time! Jerk!Yeah, sorry for GETTING ADOPTED.
You should be sorry
I’m not
Oh whatever! Remember that time you told me that you always felt bad for being the only one of us to get adopted? You said you felt really bad about it!
IT’S SUMMER TIME
That’s because you leave us all the time! Jerk!Yeah, sorry for GETTING ADOPTED.
You should be sorry
I’m not
IT’S SUMMER TIME
I don’t even know my own brother anymore.Really? So I know him better than you do?
Scott doesn’t just give people $40
IT’S SUMMER TIME
IT’S SUMMER TIME
You know everything… whoa.
I am eating oreos!!
Jean bought oreos?!
Nope, Scott let me go grocery shopping with him and told me I could pick out whatever I wanted since it was the first week of summer!!
Damn. I leave and the Summers house turns into Lord of the Flies.
Hey now, there has been no cannibalism thus far!!
He gave me $40 just for fun. U mad bro?
I don’t even know my own brother anymore.
